Because sometimes you need to get out of the city, so you take spontaneous trips...

to Louisville and you get tired after driving all night so you think it is hilariously funny when they sell mustaches at the diner along with the food. So you buy them and wear them.

And in some cases it's cute:

 

In some cases it's a little bit sexy, in a strange wild west kind of way:

 

 

But in other cases it's just very, very wrong. Like in a "I'm a zombie, here to eat your brains" sort of way. (I can't believe I'm even posting this. It's amazing the sort of judgment impairment missing a whole night of sleep can cause.)

I am so glad that I'm not a man! I do not look good with facial hair, but still the stash did provide many laughs on the way home, so it was money well spent.

If you ever visit Louisville, stop by the Paradise Cafe. It's good times for all!

 

Comments

[Kylee]

Candice, I love those mustaches! Your photos are hilarious ... Thanks for making me laugh. :)

[kat-in-texas]

O my liver!!! Those are hysterical! XD Wasn't expecting this!!! :D

[Stephanie Ford]

Did you pick up any bacon band-aids when you were there? I'm not made for mustache wearing either.

I go out of town for a few days and then you go on a posting blitz? Is that what it takes to get you to post your amazing pictures?

[Sarah]

um...thanks for posting the zombie pics! that made my day!! too bad we eat people. oh well.

fun, fun, fun trip! let me know if you go again. seriously. ;)

[Sarah]

and i look like the hitler he/she zombie. look out.

[Jenn Claar]

Good looking or not....the photos were at least entertaining!

[Rebecca Walsman]

I love reading up on your life and your work. You're amazing. I must say I think New York has suited you, or maybe you have suited New York. Both I think.

[Beka]

Those are hilarious!! I would love a restaurant that handed out mustaches. I have a photo somewhere of my kids and nephew in fake mustaches, but we have never gotten them with lunch. Love those photoshop treatments too.

[Tami Murray Cline]

Excellent mustache photos, all of them. I love those spontaneous moments that get caught on film

[Eli]

so your friend sarah looks like hitler no big deal